- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

homosexual rights to marriage

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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