Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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