2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Racial Equality

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Joke

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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