- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

Turkeys are obese

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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