Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Your face

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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