- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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