gabbi nunez ;)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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