- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Just found out that it doesn't work.

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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