Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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9/11

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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sky's sty

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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God

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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