Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

Neither have I

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Oh, go away

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

aodhan hearty

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Do your parents know you're gay?

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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