- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Bags of delicious poop.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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