Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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