- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Bags of delicious poop.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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