- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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