- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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