- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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