What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Poker? I barely even know her.

My dad

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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