- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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