- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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