- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Knock, knock -The door's open.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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