Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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