- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Wait what? I did not type that!

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

The Princess is in another castle

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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