How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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