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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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