- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Keanu Reaves

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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