- Anti Joke

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.