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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

A mans opinion.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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