- Anti Joke

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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