if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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Anti Joke

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