Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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