Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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punchline below punchline above

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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penus

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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