- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

That's what she didn't say

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

who's a slut... you're mom

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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