Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

your mom died.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

What's the difference between a lamp?

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Horse with a chair on his head.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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