What's the worst way to die? Alone.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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