Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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