what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

A sober Amy Winehouse

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

where's mom I killed her

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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