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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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