- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

"Knock knock" Come in!

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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