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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper