What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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