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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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