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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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