- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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