Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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pull my finger (farts)

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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Colby Michael Schluter

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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