What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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