How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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like most people my age. im 27

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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