As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Agent 47.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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