Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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This is a joke

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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