- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Racial Equality

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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