Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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im a willy bum bum

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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João Duarte reads this.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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